when youre rich, get a bitch.

One day, i'll have too much money, then im gon find a material girl, pamper her, get her everything all your girlfriends dream about. teach her how to smoke shits, how to 'fish'.im gon spoil her like fuck. teach her how to steal and get away with it. teach her how to get rich. buy her a new car everytime she gets bored with the old one. teach her how to wear nearly nothing but still look decently hot. and then i'll teach her how to be the biggest bitch everyone wants. And then im gona teach myself that reality tells me its not gona happen. yeay.